New server custodian simply cannot stop destroying our dreams
(BUMNORTH) – As horrified onlookers stood outside a great chasm in the ocean, avatars and players alike were inconsolable at the latest in a long line of devastating mishaps in their server. From spurious strip mining to the endemic use of illicit tools and commands, the once untouched splendor of the Bum Kingdom continues to struggle under the dangerous shadow organization that pulls the strings. What began as an independent contracting initiative has since bloomed into a full takeover, Snook Industries now controlling vast tracts of overworld and nether lands, and the server itself. Worse still, users find themselves rewarded for their efforts with lag spikes and unpredictable downtime.
“I literally cannot stop huffing my own farts.”
Snook Industries, 2019
Running the server on an overheating Ti-84 graphing calculator, the absolute knob and known Hitler refuses to take the team to the next level by allowing his peasants to actually play the game. “I just think it’s equally important to run six different media servers at the same time on the minecraft server” said the defiant chodemeister, “also I literally cannot stop huffing my own farts.”
At press time, the known dingus and ass mountain was live streaming 800GB/s of 2K Hotdog Simulation videos through the struggling server, reducing the already unplayable lag to a cruel, stop-motion style reincarnation of the Great Depression for the few players who just wanted to log on and drop a few blocks once in a fucking while.
I think this is a pretty fair article.
Everyone knows that huffing farts lead to bad choices and it really explains the recent server issues.
Listen you dumb shit.
Your’e wrong.
Server has the best ping. mine is like 2ms
so shuv it in your furnace and smelt it
This article is just bullshit leftist properuganda!!1!
without snook we would be mining with wood pick axes and not playing minecraft ever.
he buildt every building and did it alone with no help and also did it faster than a group did.
the only fartsnuffr is 40orders… why dont you build a out of your tears so you can drown and not
stupid fucking whops
Gun mods for minecraft
this seems like a bipartisan issue. and i want legal cannabis in our servers but wheres my justice?